Happy Birthday to Me (0)

Posted on 11 December, 2006 in News Blurbs

As of today, 33 years have been peeled from my life… who knows how many more seconds until Death is knocking at my door.

Personally, I just don’t see the joy in celebrating a birthday anymore. What is there to look forward to? When you’re a kid you have things to look forward to which are directly related to you age. When you’re 15 you can get that almighty Learner’s Permit; When you’re 16 you can get your Driver’s License; When you are 18 you can vote, join the military, buy cigarettes and porn and get into nude clubs. When you finally hit 21 you can buy booze legally. Fuck, what’s left? When you’re 25 your insurance goes down a notch and in another 30 years you can get a fucking senior coffee at McDonalds. By the time I’m old enough to collect Social Security the entire system is going to be fucked so I might as well give up on ever finding an age to retire at.